Thursday 11 February 2016

LAWSAN President Blames Poor Condition of LAWSAN Facility on Sacked Cleaners

Presidency blames poor condition of LAWSAN convenience on sacked Cleaners.
Iyene John (LAWSAN President 2015/2016)

Barely 24 hours after Revolutionary Youths publication of the deplorable state of the LAWSAN convenience, the President through it's Chief Press Secretary blamed the sacked cleaners for the poor condition of LAWSAN convenience and hints that the Vice President will ensure the toilet is kept clean as she has procured the necessary implements to arrest the situation.

The statement reads thus:

"PRESS RELEASE !!

The illogical, absurd and irrational release by an unpopular blog which is aimed at demeaning and distracting the lawsan government has come to the notice of the presidency and well meaning lawsanites are advised not to be misled by the activities of people whose predilection is to sell a lie all in a bid to gain Cheap popularity.

However the president has been involved in talks with the Dean of law and the following facts have
been established :

1. That the cleaners employed to ensure that the faculty
premises are kept perpetually clean were sacked

2. That the Newly employed cleaners will resume work on Tuesday, the 16th day of February, 2016.

Mean while, the vice président had activated a tentative plan of keeping the toilet clean by procuring some
washing tools with her personal fund and this goes a long way to show that the government is ready to give
lawsanites selfless service. All lawsanites should remain assured that the lawsan government is focused and committed to ensure that it does more with less and LAWSAN is given a facelift and will not be distracted by men who comment, condemn and pontificate over irrelevant issues.

Gideon Edem
Chief Press Secretary"

Meanwhile, we at Revolutionary Youths want to thank the Government for hearing the lamentations of LAWSANites on the poor state of the toilet facilities and promise to ensure that the role of the media as a watchdog of government is duly carried out.

Wednesday 10 February 2016

"Stop shinning your teeth and work" LAWSANites tell Mr President.

"Stop shinning your teeth and work" LAWSANites tell Mr President.

After the swearing in of Mr President, the LAWSAN convenience has suddenly become a disease trap to LAWSANites.

LAWSANites have never had it this bad, coming from a man who won at the polls overwhelmingly.

LAWSAN toilet close to President Office

The pictures you see, is the current state of the LAWSAN convenience adjacent to the President's office. One of the legacies left by his predecessor lying in shambles. Mr President who on the day of his manifesto presentation made some juicy promises to LAWSANites is still trying to get his foot on the pedal.

Female toilet in the Faculty


LAWSANites are yet to feel any impact or whatsoever of your Seven Day Intervention Program (see picture below: circled yellow).

Iyene John's manifesto


Mr President sir, with utmost humility, stop saying "cheese" for the camera and fold your sleeves.

Sometimes, I wonder if the President does not make use of that toilet, or doesn't percieve the odour oozing out from it, owing to how close his office is to the convenience.

Get to work Sir!!!

Clean up the LAWSAN toilet!!!

Aluzu, Ebikebuna Augustine
For God and conscience

Breaking!!! John Essiet rejects President's appointment

Breaking News!!!

Speaking to Revolutionary Youths, John Essiet of Constituency II rejected his appointment as Special Assistant on Technical Matters to the President.

In his words, he said

"My attention has ben drawn to the appointment made by Mr President, wish I was purportedly made Special Assistant on Technical Matters. The appointment did not in any way come as a surprise to me owing to my pedigree and reputation in the Faculty. I wish to state that I have declined the appointment for lack of due consultation and other reasons best known to me.

I wish the President all the best in his administration."

If information reaching us at Revolutionary Youth is anything to go by, more appointee's will turn down their appointments. The omen indeed is not good for the new administration.

Sunday 7 February 2016

Inauguration of the Legislative House, matters arising.

Inauguration of the Legislative House, matters arising.

In the LAWSAN Legislative Council, Faculty of Law, University of Uyo, 5th February, 2016.

The event was the inauguration of the LAWSAN Legislative Council.

As the Constitution stipulates, the election of the Chief Whip of the House, which is the reserve of Constituency II, was conducted, Emediong Ekanem emerged against Martins Ukpe after scoring 15 votes to Martins 10.

The election of the Leader of the House was next, being the exclusive reserve of the Constituency III class, Dominic Akpan (Deity) stood for the electiob, but having not been challenged for the post, emerged the Leader of the LAWSAN Legislative unopposed.

The election of the Deputy Speaker of the House became a point of law as the two clbtenders, Uwana Akpan, a three time member of the House and Nango Douglas exchanged legal jibes.

While Uwana Akpan questions Nango's eligibility to stand for the election, citing Section 16(3) of the LAWSAN Constitution as his basis, Nango Douglas countered him, maintaining that he had escaped the limitations of that section having been a member of the House in 2012 as a Diploma student, Uwana Akpan further argued that, granted he was a member of the House, but he is not using the same Diploma registration number again and hence, he is stepping into the House as a first timer.

Section 16(3) provides thus:

"No member of the House shall be elected into Principal Office except he has previously been a member of the House for one cacademuc session..."

While commenting on it, the LAWSAN President cired section 60 and referred them to the LAWSAN High Court for interpretation.

This, the election of the Deputy Speaker of the House have been kept in hold, pending the decision and the ruling of the court.

Inauguration of the Legislative House, matters arising.

Inauguration of the Legislative House, matters arising.
In the LAWSAN Legislative Council, Faculty of Law, University of Uyo, 5th February, 2016. The event was the inauguration of the LAWSAN Legislative Council. As the Constitution stipulates, the election of the Chief Whip of the House, which is the reserve of Constituency II, was conducted, Emediong Ekanem emerged against Martins Ukpe after scoring 15 votes to Martins 10. The election of the Leader of the House was next, being the exclusive reserve of the Constituency III class, Dominic Akpan (Deity) stood for the electiob, but having not been challenged for the post, emerged the Leader of the LAWSAN Legislative unopposed. The election of the Deputy Speaker of the House became a point of law as the two clbtenders, Uwana Akpan, a three time member of the House and Nango Douglas exchanged legal jibes. While Uwana Akpan questions Nango's eligibility to stand for the election, citing Section 16(3) of the LAWSAN Constitution as his basis, Nango Douglas countered him, maintaining that he had escaped the limitations of that section having been a member of the House in 2012 as a Diploma student, Uwana Akpan further argued that, granted he was a member of the House, but he is not using the same Diploma registration number again and hence, he is stepping into the House as a first timer. The provision of section 60(3) provide thus: "No member of the House shall be eligible to run for a Principal Office unles he has conclude one academic session. As a member of the House..." While commenting on it, the LAWSAN President cired section 60 and referred them to the LAWSAN High Court for interpretation. This, the election of the Deputy Speaker of the House have been kept in hold, pending the decision and the ruling of the court.